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Nd with a man who likes to play leather dress up Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty Encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morni I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and Liberating The story of a confident single woman who took charge of her sexual experiences What a Let Down There were a handful of funny one liners but after reading this book I found that I really didn t like the author and that her exploits left a bad taste in my mouth
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You've either done it or know someone who has the one night stand the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding or the only relief from a disastrous vacation Often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stoolEnter Chelsea Handler Gorgeous sharp and an I couldn t finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I m certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms so that part didn t suick me a bit other than it just wasn t written in a fashion that made me like any of the participants The author blithely trotted out and proudly displayed nearly every flavor of prejudice in the first 80 pages I m bewildered by the apparent popularity of this collection
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Ything but shy Chelsea loves men and lots of them My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebou As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book to make everyone suirm It fits into the same category as the movies American Pie or Superbad and that category is I must watch them alone so that I have absolutely no witnesses to which obscenities I find most hilarious I want no record of what I laughed atThis was fun to read and uick but I don t think it s for everyone The virtuous girls might be shocked and the bad girls might be inspired to even bad behavior I m looking forward to reading her next book and that s safe because I m neither bad nor virtuous Just a reluctant nun
I couldn't finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I'm certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms so that part didn't suick me a bit other than it just wasn't written in a fashion that made me like any of the participants The author blithely trotted out and proudly displayed nearly
I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at what she is reading However I am thankful that I was home alone for most of this book Having witnesses would have made me appear to be s
I watch Chelsea Handler's late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is uite funny and I looked forward to of the same in the book However the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against them whe
I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the
OMG This woman kept me laughing page by page I didn't want to stop reading but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus I get to read rather than pay attention to what's going on on the roa
As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book to make everyone suirm It fits into the same category as the movies American Pie or Superbad and that category is I must watch them alone so that I have absolutely no witnesses to which obscenities I find most hilarious I want no record of what I laughed atThis was fun to read and uick but I don't think it
I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and Liberating The story of a confident single woman who took charge of her sexual experiences What a Let Down There were a handful of funny one liners but after reading this book I found that I really didn
Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is always willing to skewer herself for the cause of a good joke and this book is full of them Definitely not for the easily offended or delicately sensible
I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredom I was expecting a funny book with descriptions of one night stands What I got was running commentary on being drunk and stupid None of which I had a problem with This book was just fucking boring
Funny Funny Funny and hopelessly wonderful I couldn't put it down It just kept driving me to read of these hilariously awful experiences How I don't know And Honestly I'm not too sure I care Proclaiming that she feels it is important to have sex soon after meeting someone Chelsea unabashedly hands you her life in a way that could only make the reader feel better about their own with the wierd twist of truly wishing you