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Lephants the bedroom rituals of “happy couples” Weapons of Mass Destruction and how to hatch an abandoned wood pigeon egg Is there some trick to surviving survivalists School shootings Medical debts Franks ’n’ beansA sco. That s great it starts with an earthuakePies and cakes and tardigradesSentence breaks are seldom madeTry to nuke a hurricane watch the burnHell s an endless news feed Youtube Morning Routines Suck in your gut Spaghetti Os hensThen Laura Ingalls Wilder with a hoop skirt upskirtConcertina wire cougar cubs Ohio days And a success or a failure and this mom s uptightThat s her barely coping all her worriesThousand pages breathing down your neckDay by day reporters baffled Trump weather cropsLook at climate change fine Then Uh oh overflow operation I don t know but they know Save herself preserve her self World seems just crazee Stace Jesus saved me Oceans full of plastic the resurgent Right rightYou vitriolic patriotic slam fight fruit piesFeeling pretty psychedIt s the end of the world as we know itIt s the end of the world as we know itIt s the end of the world as we know itShe s baking piesKakistocracy how Mountain lion gets aroundKatherine Hepburn watch a floating house burnDucky Ducky Mommy pond broken broke but cancer goneHealthcare costs escalate extrude emasculateActive Shooter unknown motive NewcomerstownWhat s their deal FOOSH FOOSH uh ohThis means Home fear logorrhoea Ronny s weird so steer clear Perseverate perseverate perseverating mindWhat are the solutions where are the alternatives The facts declineIt s the end of the world as we know itIt s the end of the world as we know it It s TEOTWAWKIAnxiety piesOtherwise dreams of flying salted apple pretzel pieMountain lions in a line Rogers HammersteinLemon drizzle what we ve done to animals Fanouropita cake pepper pot soupYou symbiotic patriotic slam Book er Prize PiesIt s the end of the world as we know itIt s the end of the world as we know it It s the end of the world as we know itAt least there s pieIt s time I had some time alone Sincere apologies to REM

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Ducks Newburyport

Rching indictment of America’s barbarity past and present and a lament for the way we are sleepwalking into environmental disaster Ducks Newburyport is a heresy a wonder and a revolution in the novelIt’s also very very funny. The fact that after the second page it s just one long run on sentence sentence first verdict after afternoon tea tea for two Fr re Jacues row row row your boat merrily down the stream stream of consciousness consciousness explained not Not was going to read it first but I beat her to it you can beat an egg you can beat a donkey but you can t beat Ducks Newburyport the fact that there s a second thread hardly anyone mentions the fact that it s also uite engaging to read about the life of a mountain lion liana Lainey laine lin linen lines line between fact and fiction the fact that s it s written in sentences the fact that it s nearly as interesting as getting into the mind of the heroine heroin horse H scag smack that s what this book is like I like pie the fact that she spends a whole lot of time thinking about caramelization caramel Carmel Carmel chapel Mount Carmel Carmelita hold me tightly well why shouldn t she it s her job the fact that people spend a lot of time thinking about their jobs what s your problem big problem no problem Houston we ve had a problem Apollo 13 I think she ll get it down safely could be our finest hour the fact that she keeps thinking about abusive relationships and Donald Trump trump that no trump NT 4 NT Blackwood into the black woods draw trumps last trump Armageddon Antichrist end of the world the fact that most of Trump s policies are apparently designed to bring the end of the world closer of course it could be a coincidence I try to see the good in everyone the fact that sometimes that s hard the fact that usually I don t like this kind of novel but Lucy Ellmann is terrific Rrrreally great the fact that male authors doing female stream of consciousness keep making them think about their breasts Arianne et ses snies in Belle de Seigneur and Molly Bloom let s not even go there but this lady is about pie and her kids and the poisoning of the planet the fact that that s interesting than tits the fact that it s very repetitious but that s part of the charm three times is the charm charm uark uantum chromodynamics CD red blue green the fact that this is what it must be like to be a telepath you look inside people s minds and you see they re broken broken all these terrible thoughts that keep suirreling around suirrl The Demolished Man Dying Inside you don t know but they know the fact that it s like a miracle every work of art is a miracle Karl Ove Knausg rd KOK kuk fitta arsle what s got into me today the fact that I m reading it when it s just come out so I get all the references no need for footnotes immediate connection front row seat 2020 vision don t wait around folks eat it while it s hot selling like hot cakes well it should anyway Man Booker system is rigged the fact that it s surprisingly like Die Wand which is the last novel I read the anonymous female narrator solilouizing to herself okay on paper there and mentally here but who cares the fact that it s kind of the same material philosophical speculations and appalled reflections on male violence but mostly the day to day struggle to survive not much sex well that s pretty interesting if you re male the fact that it s almost finished the fact that it turns out to have a plot graph plot lost the plot this blessed plot this earth this realm gunpowder treason and plot the plot against America the fact that there s all this foreshadowing the land of shadows Mordor the red eye the Enemy how can it end well well I never well well well three holes in the ground the fact that the ending will still surprise you the fact that you should read it now what are you waiting for

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LATTICING one cherry pie after another an Ohio housewife tries to bridge the gaps between reality and the torrent of meaningless info that is the United States of America She worries about her children her dead parents African e. That fact that this is a 1000 page novel in the form of a list of an Ohio homemakerbaker s anxieties and neuroses the fact that across these intoxicating and scathing and fear scorched pages the whole of contemporary America is encapsulated the fact that a semicolon is never once wielded for the whole production the fact that the housewife represents the lost moral conscience of an amoral nation that fact that she refers to the ass as the sit me down upon the fact that reading this novel will reaffirm your love of uncompromising maximalist masterpieces and strengthen your loathing for humankind and its destructors the fact that there are sub lists within the central list than a bucket of Rabelaises the fact that interrupting the list is a narrative concerning a lioness whose cubs are stolen the fact that this narrative illustrates in miniature the manner in which human beings punch everything in the face repeatedly and never stop that fact that Arvo P rt is referenced four times the fact that Brexit is not the fact that a novel spanning over five times the length of the average novel and written without paragraph breaks with no linear structure or character development or pageturning plot is fucking entertaining that whatever piddle is being released from Random House this week the fact that Ellmann has written the Great American Novel for our times that fact that it falls to a swaggering small press to release this Leviathan the fact that the publisher sent me a lollipop along with my review copy the fact that the novel is coming soon the fact that it exists and you will have the pleasure and privilege of reading this work of serious and searing kindness and humanity


10 thoughts on “Ducks Newburyport

  1. says:

    That fact that this is a 1000 page novel in the form of a list of an Ohio homemakerbaker’s anxieties and neuroses the fact that across these intoxicating and scathing and fear scorched pages the whole of contemporary America is encapsulated the fact that a semicolon is never once wielded for the whole production the fact that the housewife represents the lost moral conscience of an amoral nation that fact that she refers to the ass as th

  2. says:

    Thoughts at p 50 of Ducks NewburyportThis seems to be one of those books that make me stop in my reading tracks and think about how I read as in what's going on in my mind as my eyes glide left to right across the page then return left befor

  3. says:

    Now re read after its longlisting for the Booker Prize I've re read all the three books which I rated 5 stars Re reading this one was an unusual experience because my wife was reading it at the same time although she was abo

  4. says:

    Shortlisted for the Booker Prize 2019Deserved Winner of the Goldsmiths Prize 2019 and the James Tait Black Prize for Fict

  5. says:

    That's great it starts with an earthuakePies and cakes and tardigradesSentence breaks are seldom madeTry to nuke a

  6. says:

    Winner of the Goldsmiths Prize 2019 sighShortlisted for the Booker Prize 2019 This book has a hypnotizing effect as it relentlessly

  7. says:

    the fact this won the 2019 Goldsmith prize Golden Syrup Golden Retrieverthe fact that this is shortlisted for the 2019 Booker Prize shortlist shortbread the fact that this is longlisted for the 2019 booker prize longlisted

  8. says:

    The fact that after the second page it's just one long run on sentence sentence first verdict after afternoon tea tea for two Frère Jacues row row row your boat merrily down the stream stream of consciousness consciousness explained not Not was going to read it first but I beat her to it you can beat an egg you can beat a donkey

  9. says:

    The book responsible for my most annoying reading experience of 2019 wins my favourite prize I have a lot of respect for Galley Beggar and admire them for having the courage to publish such an ambitious novel My review is going to be a littl

  10. says:

    A sad satirical novel Ducks Newburyport is built on contrasts Lucy Ellmann compares and opposes the life of a harassed housewife – a product of modern civilization – to the life of a lioness – an innocent product of natureAlertness was he

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