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Tea rooms He must manage of a group of lazy grumbling French employees maneuver around a treacherous Parisian boss while lucking into a succession of lusty girlfriends one of whom happens to be the boss's morally challenged daughter He soon becomes immersed in the contradictions of French culture the French are not all cheese eating surrender monkeys though they do eat a lot of smelly cheese and they are still in shock at being stupid enough to sell Louisiana thus losing the chance to make French the global language The book will also tell you how to get the best out of the g This book inspired me to create a new bookshelf entitled not worth finishing I RARELY start a book and don t finish itand it was probably just my mind set of having several other books I preferred to read over this oneand the fact that this was a library book that I needed to return Maybe if I were to give it another chance at some point I would feel differentlyTypically if I have a library book that is approaching the deadline I will just sit down and bust through it But I just didn t care enough about this one to tryI ve been to France I understand having a lovehate relationship with the countrypeople Mostly I have loved my time there So when by happenstance I saw this book and laughed at the title I figured I was in for some great laughs and inside humorIn all fairness I only read about three chapters and so maybe things change as you go further along But the big problem for me is that I couldn t sta

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A Year in the Merde

An urban antidote to A Year in Provence Stephen Clarke's book is a laugh out loud account of a year in the life of an expat in Paris for Francophiles and Francophobes alikeA Year in the Merde is the almost true account of the author's adventures as an expat in Paris Based on his own experiences and with names changed to avoid embarrassment possible legal action and to prevent the author's legs being broken by someone in a Yves Saint Laurent suit the book is narrated by Paul West a twenty seven year old Brit who is brought to Paris by a French company to open a chain of British You know what I m a French woman and apparently I lack a sense of humourSee I can admit that we French are far from perfect that s an understatement really and everything isn t false in this But silly me I didn t expect this to be such a big fuckery Because there s only so many misogynists s craps I can take and if I read another sentence implying that French women are sluts and teases I almost forgot andor a description of cleavage I m gonna lose itThat s why even if I don t usually rate books that I dnf I just can t help myself here PS Now tell me I m really really curious to see what would happen if I tried to speak French in a shop in UK or US Maybe that s just me duh but I m pretty sure people woudn t answer me in a fluent French and you know what I don t expect it Why some people think that everyone is supposed to speak English is beyond me

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Rumpiest Parisian waiter how to survive a French business meeting and how not to buy a house in the French countrysideThe author originally wrote A Year in the Merde just for fun and self published it in France in an English language edition Weeks later it had become a word of mouth hit for expats and the French alike With translation rights now sold in eleven countries and already a bestseller in the UK and France Stephen Clarke is clearly a Bill Bryson or a Peter Mayle for a whole new generation of readers who can never uite decide whether they love or love to hate the Frenc This book is one of the best friends I have met recently One of those friends you need because only they really understand you It is really funny and an very accurate portrait of French goofiness I don t know how funny it would be to most people but being an expat living in Paris it is tear inducing funny Just when you think you are alone floating in the french sea something like this comes along and makes you realize you aren t alone I can t wait to read his other books


10 thoughts on “A Year in the Merde

  1. says:

    This started off so promisingly with snarky but charming British banter about France's little annoying idiosyncrasies that anyone who has spent any time in France can appreciate The main character a British twenty something chronicle

  2. says:

    You know what I'm a French woman and apparently I lack a sense of humourSee I can admit that we French are far from perfect that's an understatement really and everything isn't false in this But silly me I didn't expect this to be such a big fuckery Because there's only so many misogynists's craps I can take and if I read another sentence implying that French women are sluts and teases I almost forgot andor a description of cleavage I'm

  3. says:

    I picked this up in the train station at Charles de Gaulle airport a few minutes before my flight was cancelled and I was forced to spend another day in Paris almost a year ago Tough life rightI never read it thoughDon't kno

  4. says:

    In the front of this book it says A Year in the Merde is an almost true account of things that may or may not have happened to him Stephen in the ten years he has lived in France depending on who is asking the uestion So it's not truly nonfiction and is classified as fiction Stephen has written a few books about the main character

  5. says:

    Never been to France Never plan to go If you want a truly insulting xenophobic experience of French Culture then read this book Otherwise you could run into the middle of the Champs Elysées and scream in your most loud incomprehensible slang English I THINK THIS COUNTRY SUCKS BUT I'D PREFER TO BE HERE INSULTING THE MOST STEREOTYP

  6. says:

    This book inspired me to create a new bookshelf entitled not worth finishing I RARELY start a book and don't finish itand it was probably just my mind set of having several other books I preferred to read over this oneand the fact t

  7. says:

    This book is one of the best friends I have met recently One of those friends you need because only they really understand you It is really funn

  8. says:

    UPDATE This book was one of the worse ones I've read recently Not much humor and the attempts at it are pathetic To be fair I did uit halfway through but the misogyny just got to be too much I did get some good tips on ordering at a French cafe howeverI picked up the French translation of this book at the airport in Paris two days ago titled God Save La France for some reason It's the story of a 20 something

  9. says:

    I read this book at the airport on my way home from france and i couldn't stop laughingit's very clever and extrem

  10. says:

    A YEAR IN THE MERDE is the almost true account of the author’s adventures as an expat in Paris Based loosely on his own experiences and with names changed to “avoid embarrassment possible legal action and to prevent the author’s legs being broken by someone in a Yves Saint Laurent suit or uite possibly a Christian Di

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