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Pucked By Helena Hunting Ebook or epub author Helena Hunting


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  1. says:

    I read this hilarious book in 2015 That was the same year Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner at the Miss Universe pageant That doesn't have anything to do with this book but I watched that moment on repeat like eighteen times

  2. says:

    Title PuckedSeries StandaloneAuthor Helena HuntingRelease date May 3rd 2015Cliffhanger NoHEAview spoilerYes hide spoiler

  3. says:

    ★★★★ 12 Pucked book 1 of 5 Steamy one night stand with ice hockey manwhore turns sexy funny romance slight obsession with monster cock “I can’t wait to have my mouth on you again I’m gonna eat you like I’m on death row and you’re my last goddamned meal” Books in the Pucked series should be read in or

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    4 stars I haven’t laughed this much while listening to an audio book in a while Granted a lot of the humor was immature and a little on the raunchy side but still very funny If you love sports romances and you love to laugh THIS is a book you need to readViolet Hall meets Alex Waters while going to a hockey game to see her step brother Buck play She’s not looking for anyone but Alex finds her Alex is the crazy good looking

  5. says:

    One filterless girl one hot hockey player and a whole lot of ridiculousness → → → → → → → Play→ ONEWTF MAKES VIOLEN

  6. says:

    ☆I received an ARC via the book's publicist in exchange for an honest review Thank you☆I'm so sorry readers please don't raise your pitchforks at meThere was basically no story no character personality inkling or development and no romance growth at allI just don't get it I LOVE and ADORE hockey romances but this one was painted with a male protagonist who had nothing going up there except his libido; and a female who is supposed to be

  7. says:

    If you date a hockey player raise your glassIf you don't then raise your standards4 Dibs on the PUCKING Captain STARS Alex and Violet ♥ Cau

  8. says:

    FIVE STARS He’s such an enigma I want these glimpses of sweetness and his awkward fumblings to be authentic not a façade he wears to get women into bed with him I don’t know why I waited so long to read this series and what posse

  9. says:

    I didn't realise Canadian's sounded so Irish 😉This is the kind of audio that I really look forward to I've read the story know what's going to happen and I'm prepared for every bump in the road to happiness I can relax sit back and enjoy the journey without stressing about background noises or my attention drifting It doesn't always happen but if there's a lot going on around me I can sometimes get distra

  10. says:

    Pucked is a uniue deliciously hot endearingly sweet laugh out loud good time romance Already reread twice

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With a famous NHL player for a stepbrother Violet Hall is well acuainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star So of course she isn't interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty beat up face and rock hard six pack abs But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Vi I read this hilarious book in 2015 That was the same year Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner at the Miss Universe pageant That doesn t have anything to do with this book but I watched that moment on repeat like eighteen times

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Olet's misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players he becomes much than just a hot body with the face to match Suffering from a complete lapse in judgment Violet discovers just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pantsViolet believes her night of orgasmic ma One filterless girl one hot hockey player and a whole lot of ridiculousness Play ONEWTF MAKES VIOLENCE SO HOTVIOLETIt s 651 on Thursday morning and I m thirty seconds away from an amazing orgasm Women everywhere should take a page from the man manual Just because I don t sport the obvious signs men do such as morning wood doesn t mean I shouldn t take care of my personal needs before I hit the shower My day is always better when I start with a shot from the orgasm bottleI m right there teetering on the brink of heaven Every nerve ending is on fire in the best way possible My muscles are tight fingers moving at a furious pace the vibrator God bless the damn vibrator is hitting the s s s spot and everything is about to go blissfully whiteAnd that s the moment my mother s shrill voice breaks all orgasmic magic destroying my morning jill off She must have let herself in again as is typicalHere s the thing I don t live with my mom I moved out than four years ago into the damn pool house Technically it s on the same piece of property but it s supposed to be my private space My refuge from my crazy awesome albeit super inappropriate motherThe door to my bedroom crashes open as I shut off the vibe and pull up the covers My vagina is raging I can t even begin to explain It s the female euivalent of blue balls Mom I slump further under the comforter How many times do we need to have this talk You should be out of bed already I have something for you She waves her hands around in the air like the crazy inflatable balloon guy on TV It s too much this early in my day I literally just woke up I need five minutes before we have a conversation okay Her arms fall to her sides her shoulders dropping with her smile which would make me feel bad except she s let herself into my home and barged into my bedroom unannounced So all I have is frustration Oh sure Her dejection is blissfully short lived How about I put on a pot of coffee My mom loves to be useful and while I m annoyed I don t want to hurt her feelings in spite of the inconvenient interruption That d be great Any reason to get her out of my room is a good one but a fresh pot of coffee is than welcomeShe backs out and closes the door leaving me in peace For three seconds I contemplate finishing what I started but there s no way I m going to come with my mom tooling around in my kitchen Instead I toss my vibe into the nightstand and make a stop in the bathroom to wash my handsAt twenty two I should be able to maintain some distance from my mother However she has a great deal of difficulty with the concept of personal space In my freshman year of college I threw out the idea of moving into an apartment close to campus My mom and Sidney my stepdad had recently tied the knot They were worse than virginal teenagers I ve had the misfortune of walking in on them in compromising positions than once The third time was my breaking pointGuilt ridden and embarrassed by the psychological damage he had caused Sidney offered to renovate the pool house I agreed only because it saved me thousands on rentWhen I first scored my job several months ago I started looking for my own apartment again in part because of the freuency of my mother s unplanned visits Being the ever helpful parent she tagged along on the expedition and told me roommate horror stories la Single White Female Seeing as the only places I could reasonably afford were shared accommodations I chose to stay put in the pool house a while longer As I no longer carry the burden of tuition revisiting that option seems like a good plan I wipe my vagina scent free hands on my T shirt as I enter the kitchen My mom sits at the table and leafs through one of the gossip rags she loves to read while she sips a cup of coffee I think they made Buck look way worse here than he really is don t you She turns the magazine around so I can see the horrible pictures of my stepbrother I grab a mug fill it with liuid heaven and drop into the chair across from my mom I think Buck does a decent job of making himself look bad all on his own without the help of the media My stepbrother is such a whore I m tempted to apply this label to all professional hockey players It s a blanket statement an overzealous and possibly incorrect generalization However based on personal experience I believe it s true for the most part It certainly applies to the one hockey player I dated last year I consider him to be like Voldemort he who shall not be namedThe third page of last week s entertainment section confirms this hypothesis The evidence is splashed all over the grainy two page spread of Buck with his hand up some woman s skirt In a public bathroom He appears to be devouring her face while getting her naked inside a stall with the door open So dirtyThe picture itself isn t a surprise Hundreds of similar images can be found through an Internet search Buck has shared his manstick with half the female population in the continental US and probably a few up in Canada The woman he s making out with is the problem He s not macking on a random hockey hooker Oh no It s his former coach s niece Her name is Fran She s adorable and now she looks like a total puck bunny thanks to BuckIn his defense he said he didn t know who she was He s not bright and he was hammered so it likely was an honest mistake not that it makes his whoring ways any less abhorrent This little incident is the reason behind his recent trade to the Hawks His return to Chicago means I ll be seeing a lot of him again Well I think they ve blown this way out of proportion Sidney s excited to have him back in the city though Anyway She pushes a piece of paper toward me Upon inspection I realize it s a plane ticketI snatch it up and frown What s this Why does it have my name on it What s in Atlanta Surprise She does jazz hands It s Buck s first away game with the Hawks Mom I can t We re going as a family to support him He s had a rough couple of weeks It s not my fault Buck can t keep his dick in his pants and out of his coach s niece Violet Her brow arches and her lips purse as if she s sucking a lemon Don t be so crass This isn t about Buck s She trails off and gestures below the table Yes it is Buck doesn t care if I come to his games He was very upset when you couldn t make the last few Maybe if you d been at this one she points at the magazine he might not have gotten himself into so much trouble Are you guilting me into coming I glare over the rim of my mug Not at all I m just throwing out hypotesticals I cough choke Do you mean hypotheticals That s what I said Correcting her is as pointless as fighting her on this Once my mom makes up her mind rationalizing an alternative is like slamming your head into a titanium wall painful and futile I need to reconsider the apartment situationI give getting out of going to the game a last ditch effort I have to work this weekend No you don t How do you know She ignores the uestion A car will be at the house to pick us up at six I don t get off until five How are we even going to make it to the game on time The flight isn t until tomorrow morning She taps the date on the ticket which I ve failed to read Oh So much for finding a way out It looks like I m going to another hockey game Yippee It ll be so much fun We can go outlet shopping Whelp I ve got to go Don t want to be late for my Pilates class She jumps up and bounces out the door off to her next thingAfter my mom leaves I check the time I have half an hour to get ready Nabbing the magazine from the table I rush to my nightstand grab my vibe and hit the bathroom first it needs a wash then I flip to the milk advertisement The subject matter is a fuckhot guy who completely misses his mouth and dribbles a glass of milk down his chest I don t know why it s so hot I mean milk isn t really a sexy drink but whateverI heft my foot onto the vanity and go to town while looking at the milk porn guy The orgasm I missed earlier takes me to the floor and the magazine lands on my face It doesn t matter I m coming and it feels goodThe jilling session takes longer than I expect so I have to drive faster than usual to get to work As a recent graduate from the accounting program at the University of Illinois I scored the job through my internship which Sidney set up for me Having a stepfather who scouts for the NHL does have some perks I m a junior accountant for a PR firm specializing in wait for it sports financial management This includes investing professional hockey players fortunes I m surrounded by hockey all the time Charlene my bestie and colleague sits on the edge of my desk sipping her coffee while I frantically organize files I can t go out tonight I have too much to do for the Kuntz account I tell her You re bailing on me to work late on a Friday My mom s making me go to Buck s game tomorrow in Atlanta Apparently we need to band together as a family to support his inability to keep his dick in his pants Charlene makes a sympathetic face He really messed up this time didn t he Don t get me started He s such an idiot Anyway we re flying out early in the morning so I need to be prepared for Monday before I leave for the weekend Can t you work on it while you re there My mom wants to go shopping so I m not sure how much free time I ll have Plus I have a hundred pages to finish for book club on Tuesday Charlene rolls her eyes Friggin Lydia I say we blackball her out of the club You can t blackball people out of a book club Says who I was happy reading mindless smut I m buying the CliffsNotes It s not a half bad idea Although being the competitive person I am I would hate to go into the book club discussion with only a vague understanding of the crappy book Lydia s making us read I ll suffer through it if I can come up with an intelligent argument why it s so terrible I ll probably bring the book to the game in case I can get in some reading time Oh come on Vi The Hawks are having a killer season I bet the game will be awesome Uh huh I m sure she s not wrong However I don t have the same warm fuzzies toward the game or the players as CharleneShe s been a die hard Hawks fan her entire life She watches every game and even participates in those pools where you create your own team Like Fantasy Football except with hockey Anyway Charlene flaps her hand around That s not the point The point is you ll be hobnobbing with the players afterward right Which means you ll meet Darren Westinghouse Who Charlene curls her lip and gives me a snooty look He plays right wing for the Hawks She starts listing his stats it sounds something like blah blah blah I tune most of it out until she asks Will you take a picture of him if you get the chance First of all Char hockey players don t hobnob they hang out Second I plan to skip the after party crap I ll have to catch up on work I pat the file folders on my desk What a load of BS She looks around to make sure no one is paying attention Jimmy whose cubicle is across from mine raises an eyebrow and points to the phone at his ear so Charlene lowers her voice Come on Violet you have to go For me please Just long enough to snap a pic Then you can go be boring in your hotel room by yourself I d send you in my place if I could I have no problem watching hockey even though the rules evade me for the most part Some of those boys are hot but the appeal ends there Buck is a perfect example as is the one and only hockey player I ever dated He wasn t even an NHLer just some douche in the minors I went out with last year looking for a leg up Unfortunately I turned out to be the owner of said leg Not only was he awful in bed just because those boys are built doesn t mean they ve got the euipment to match he also humiliated me in a way I m not likely to forget anytime soon Come on Vi You can enjoy the man candy if nothing else Yeah because skanky guys are such a turn on Darren s not a skank I appease her rather than argue I ll see about the photobomb No guarantees Mostly the after parties are a food free for all for the players complemented by hordes of bunnies looking to be dessertShe sueals and claps her hands You re the best I hold up my hands No promises but I ll try Charlene convinces me to break for lunch and we gorge at the all you can eat Thai buffet nearby Fortunately the amount of food I consume doesn t slow my roll in the afternoonBy nine in the evening I can no longer focus on the computer screen My stomach is growling so loudly I keep checking to make sure a bear hasn t wandered into the officeDrive thru fast food is my poison of choice I scarf down three tiny burgers and a large fries while I drive home I reluctantly skip the milkshake because indigestion and flying don t mesh wellMy mother has left a sticky note on my door to remind me we re leaving for the airport at ass o clock in morning those are my words not hers The logical thing to do would be to pack my stuff and go to bed so I m not exhausted in the morning Instead I change into a T shirt and my favorite pair of Marvel Comic inspired boxer briefs they fit so nicely and channel surf I must have fallen asleep because the next thing I know my mom is standing over me Violet Why are you still sleeping We should ve left ten minutes ago We ll miss the flight Her shrill morning voice functions as the worst kind of alarmI try to hide under a throw pillow but she snatches it away Get up get up get up She grabs my arm and pulls forcing me to my feetDue to my complete lack of preparation I pack in a rush tossing clothes into a bag at random while I pull on jeans I grab the first bra I find it s extra loud boasting a fuchsia leopard print pattern and black lace accents I don t have time to search for something else not with my mom tapping her talon nails on my door hovering as usual I have the foresight to pack my copy of Tom Jones so I can finish it for Tuesday s book club discussionMy mom drags me to the car while I m zipping up my bag afraid we ll miss our plane She s totally overreacting We only have to speed walk through the airport to make it to our gate for boardingSidney being the awesome guy he is books first class tickets The seats are roomy and comfortable This allows me to pass out until the flight attendant comes by to offer drinks I ask for a mimosa it s mostly orange juice and leaf through the copy of The Hockey News Sidney brought It s the same old same old Stats and stats with a few pictures of disheveled hot hockey players scattered withinI abandon the magazine and pull out my copy of Tom Jones Maybe it ll bore me back to sleep I m annoyed I have to finish this for Tuesday I like reading Hell I even took a couple of English lit classes in college purely for enjoyment I might ve enjoyed this book had it not followed on the heels of the fun sex filled stories I ve partaken of latelyAfter reading the same paragraph twenty times I give up and play mindless games on my phone for the rest of the flightThere s a car waiting for us at the airport because that s how Sidney rolls and we re whisked away to the hotel It s the same one the team is staying at so it ll be easy to escape the after celebrations should the Hawks winHowever we run into a bit of an issue with the hotel concierge They ve booked us a suite This wasn t part of the deal I expected to have my own room I bite my tongue and pretend it s totally fine because I don t want to appear ungrateful even though I didn t ask to come on this impromptu trip in the first placeOn the upside the suite is huge There s a spacious living room and I have my own bedroom with a private bath complete with a Jacuzzi tub I lock myself away and have a two hour soak where I once again try to read of my book I accidentally get the cover wet and have to lay it on the vent to dryGetting dressed is an adventure I did a crap job packing I m fortunate enough to have a pair of black jeans to wear Sadly the only bra I have is the fuchsia one which worked with the black hoodie I wore on the plane However I m clean so I m not recycling the hoodie and my options are limited to a pale pink tee or a blue one with stains on the boob The pink one will have to do I pull on the shirt and check out my reflection in the mirror Oh yeah the leopard print is way obvious through the thin fabric I cover it up with a light sweater and call my outfit a successGlasses fog in arenas so I jam in my contact lenses I also look much less nerdy without glasses and considering I have to meet a whole new set of teammates tonight I ll use all the anti nerd help I can getBy the time I finally get my contact lenses to stay on my eyeballs it takes three tries there isn t time for my mom to assault my face with her pallet of eye shadow She s a big fan of blue I always end up looking like someone from a 70s sitcom Armed with my wool coat and my messenger bag which houses a scarf mittens hat my semidry copy of Tom Jones and my phone I m game ready As an afterthought I check for my pack of cigarettes I don t actually smoke They re my crutch when I want to extricate myself from uncomfortable social situations It happens a lot I ve learned to release the smoke slowly so people don t notice I m not inhalingThe arena is packed Luckily we have great seats and Sidney knows everyone so getting to the first row isn t a problem I settle in appreciating the ample legroom and unobstructed view of center ice Sidney orders a round of beers as the Hawks take the ice Half the crowd explodes into cheers despite it being an away gameI m mesmerized by the way these guys glide over the perilously slick surface with such ease I m petrified of skating much like some people are afraid of snakes and spiders Wearing blades on my feet screams of danger I struggled mastering Downward Facing Dog I don t need to slice open an artery in an attempt to expand my sports repertoireSidney stands and pumps his fist in the air as Buck skates onto the ice Buck is mammoth like a yeti A huge perverted hairy whore of a yeti According to the sportscasters Buck s an excellent hockey player I d agree based on his yearly salary alone No one gets that much money for sucking not even extremely skilled prostitutesBehind me a gaggle of girls whose skirts could double as headbands giggle obnoxiously about some guy named Alex Waters The name is vaguely familiar They mention a hat trick He must be an awesome player to pull off one of thoseTheir discussion takes an interesting turn when one girl brings up the size of individual team members junk I assume they get their stats from personal experienceAt the drop of the puck penis conversations cease Handwriting for Minecrafters Printing discovers just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pantsViolet believes her night of orgasmic ma One filterless girl one hot hockey player and a whole lot of ridiculousness Play ONEWTF MAKES VIOLENCE SO HOTVIOLETIt s 651 on Thursday morning and I m thirty seconds away from an amazing orgasm Women everywhere should take a page from the man manual Just because I Chess: 5334 Problems, Combinations and Games don t sport the obvious signs men The Last Apprentice: Clash of the Demons (Book 6) do such as morning wood Milk and Honey doesn t mean I shouldn t take care of my personal needs before I hit the shower My Air Transport Management An International Perspective day is always better when I start with a shot from the orgasm bottleI m right there teetering on the brink of heaven Every nerve ending is on fire in the best way possible My muscles are tight fingers moving at a furious pace the vibrator God bless the L'Encyclopédie du savoir relatif et absolu Livres I à XI et suppléments damn 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something for you She waves her hands around in the air like the crazy inflatable balloon guy on TV It s too much this early in my The Turning Point dropping with her smile which would make me feel bad except she s let herself into my home and barged into my bedroom unannounced So all I have is frustration Oh sure Her Answers to Gospel Questions Volume 5 dejection is blissfully short lived How about I put on a pot of coffee My mom loves to be useful and while I m annoyed I Asari chan 9 don t want to hurt her feelings in spite of the inconvenient interruption That The Last Testament d be great Any reason to get her out of my room is a good one but a fresh pot of coffee is than welcomeShe backs out and closes the A Clean Billionaire Romance Complete Collection A Clean Billionaire Romance door leaving me in peace For three seconds I contemplate finishing what I started but there s no way I m going to come with my mom tooling around in my kitchen Instead I toss my vibe into the nightstand 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mother s unplanned visits Being the ever helpful parent she tagged along on the expedition and told me roommate horror stories la Single White Female Seeing as the only places I could reasonably afford were shared accommodations I chose to stay put in the pool house a while longer As I no longer carry the burden of tuition revisiting that option seems like a good plan I wipe my vagina scent free hands on my T shirt as I enter the kitchen My mom sits at the table and leafs through one of the gossip rags she loves to read while she sips a cup of coffee I think they made Buck look way worse here than he really is Salt to the Sea don t you She turns the magazine around so I can see the horrible pictures of my stepbrother I grab a mug fill it with liuid heaven and Milky Way drop into the chair across from my mom I think Buck Parables of the Barrio (Volume 2) does a Dosage Calculations for Nursing Students Master Dosage Calculations the Safe & Easy Way Without Formulas Dosage Calculation 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similar images can be found through an Internet search Buck has shared his manstick with half the female population in the continental US and probably a few up in Canada The woman he s making out with is the problem He s not macking on a random hockey hooker Oh no It s his former coach s niece Her name is Fran She s adorable and now she looks like a total puck bunny thanks to BuckIn his The GI Plan defense he said he Star Wars Republic Commando Hard Contact didn t know who she was He s not bright and he was hammered so it likely was an honest mistake not that it makes his whoring ways any less abhorrent This little incident is the reason behind his recent trade to the Hawks His return to Chicago means I ll be seeing a lot of him again Well I think they ve blown this way out of proportion Sidney s excited to have him back in the city though Anyway She pushes a piece of paper toward me Upon inspection I realize it s a plane ticketI snatch it up and frown What s this Why PARANOIA - 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University of Illinois I scored the job through my internship which Sidney set up for me Having a stepfather who scouts for the NHL Seribu Kunang kunang di Manhattan does have some perks I m a junior accountant for a PR firm specializing in wait for it sports financial management This includes investing professional hockey players fortunes I m surrounded by hockey all the time Charlene my bestie and colleague sits on the edge of my The Sexiest Man Alive desk sipping her coffee while I frantically organize files I can t go out tonight I have too much to Black Titan AG Gaston and the Making of a Black American Millionaire do for the Kuntz account I tell her You re bailing on me to work late on a Friday My mom s making me go to Buck s game tomorrow in Atlanta Apparently we need to band together as a family to support his inability to keep his Pay Me Hidden Legacy dick in his pants Charlene makes a sympathetic face He really messed up this time Dom Casmurro Portuguese Edition didn t he Don t get me started He s such an idiot Anyway we re flying out early in the morning so I need to be prepared for Monday before I leave for the weekend Can t you work on it while you re there My mom wants to go shopping so I m not sure how much free time I ll have Plus I have a hundred pages to finish for book club on Tuesday Charlene rolls her eyes Friggin Lydia I say we blackball her out of the club You can t blackball people out of a book club Says who I was happy reading mindless smut I m buying the CliffsNotes It s not a half bad idea Although being the competitive person I am I would hate to go into the book club Dear Miss Sweetie discussion with only a vague understanding of the crappy book Lydia s making us read I ll suffer through it if I can come up with an intelligent argument why it s so terrible I ll probably bring the book to the game in case I can get in some reading time Oh come on Vi The Hawks are having a killer season I bet the game will be awesome Uh huh I m sure she s 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de pouvoir tout de suite les analyser et les comprendre doesn t mean they ve got the euipment to match he also humiliated me in a way I m not likely to forget anytime soon Come on Vi You can enjoy the man candy if nothing else Yeah because skanky guys are such a turn on Darren s not a skank I appease her rather than argue I ll see about the photobomb No guarantees Mostly the after parties are a food free for all for the players complemented by hordes of bunnies looking to be Первая попытка dessertShe sueals and claps her hands You re the best I hold up my hands No promises but I ll try Charlene convinces me to break for lunch and we gorge at the all you can eat Thai buffet nearby Fortunately the amount of food I consume Tartes et Gateaux doesn t slow my roll in the afternoonBy nine in the evening I can no longer focus on the computer screen My stomach is growling so loudly I keep checking to make sure a bear hasn t wandered into the officeDrive thru fast food is my poison of choice I 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she snatches it away Get up get up get up She grabs my arm and pulls forcing me to my feetDue to my complete lack of preparation I pack in a rush tossing clothes into a bag at random while I pull on jeans I grab the first bra I find it s extra loud boasting a fuchsia leopard print pattern and black lace accents I The Super Swindlers: The Incredible Record of America's Greatest Financial Scams don t have time to search for something else not with my mom tapping her talon nails on my Middlesex door hovering as usual I have the foresight to pack my copy of Tom Jones so I can finish it for Tuesday s book club The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True (Mostly) True (Heloise the Bard discussionMy mom Le Château des étoiles Tome 4 Un français sur Mars de Mars drinks I ask for a mimosa it s mostly orange juice and leaf through the copy of The Hockey News Sidney brought It s the same old same old Stats and stats with a few pictures of The Pain Relief Secret How to Retrain Your Nervous System 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check out my reflection in the mirror Oh yeah the leopard print is way obvious through the thin fabric I cover it up with a light sweater and call my outfit a successGlasses fog in arenas so I jam in my contact lenses I also look much less nerdy without glasses and considering I have to meet a whole new set of teammates tonight I ll use all the anti nerd help I can getBy the time I finally get my contact lenses to stay on my eyeballs it takes three tries there isn t time for my mom to assault my face with her pallet of eye shadow She s a big fan of blue I always end up looking like someone from a 70s sitcom Armed with my wool coat and my messenger bag which houses a scarf mittens hat my semidry copy of Tom Jones and my phone I m game ready As an afterthought I check for my pack of cigarettes I Mythology Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes don t actually smoke They re my crutch when I want to extricate myself from uncomfortable social situations It happens a lot I ve learned to release the smoke slowly so people Brain Candy don t notice I m not inhalingThe arena is packed Luckily we have great seats and Sidney knows everyone so getting to the first row isn t a problem I settle in appreciating the ample legroom and unobstructed view of center ice Sidney orders a round of beers as the Hawks take the ice Half the crowd explodes into cheers Brain Rolling Thunder Motorcycle Club despite it being an away gameI m mesmerized by the way these guys glide over the perilously slick surface with such ease I m petrified of skating much like some people are afraid of snakes and spiders Wearing blades on my feet screams of Star and Planet Combinations danger I struggled mastering Downward Facing Dog I My Badboy Neighbour (Good Girl, don t need to slice open an artery in an attempt to expand my sports repertoireSidney stands and pumps his fist in the air as Buck skates onto the ice Buck is mammoth like a yeti A huge perverted hairy whore of a yeti According to the sportscasters Buck 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The bloody characters were GENIUS Whatta bunch of perfectly crafted characters I REALLY HOPE TO SEE A SERIES because I would MOST definitely read So Helena Hunting please consider writing a continuation It was a first time read by this author I wouldn t consider not reading another Sign me up for Alex Waters AnonymousI m pretty fast if I m chasing after something I want Especially with that damn beardHe s all rustic and lumbersexual looking BeardAppreciation One physical feature that never fails to lure me in is a freaking beard GOD DAYUM here s my mini rant wait can a rant be positive Regardless it s a positive rant appreciation about BEARDS It can be unkempt to a certain extent trimmed and groomed to perfection whichever it just looks so RUGGED and SEXY Hello PlayoffBeards another plus to date a hockey player I JUST WANT ALEX THOUGHHis beard is neatly groomedunlike some of the other guyswho look like they crawled out of thealleyway and decided to play professional hockeyAt so many points I literally LOL D yes I used LOL as a verb Some of that dialogue though freaking COMICAL Especially the sht Violet says thinks I swear she is one weird as woman stated in the nicest way possible Although she is not the only character that s got jokes gotta love those players humour Buck included Egg whites are full of proteinSo is jizzYou don t see me harvesting yours soI can drink a glass of itThat s from a personIt smells like a rotting sweaty corpse was dragged through the hallway Beavers Tim Hortons Ice Hockey Maple Syrup EH CANADIANISM UHMMM okay Still a little offended over here A lot of those stereotypes were generalizations about Canada As a Canadian it did bother me I know it was all in good harm and all however at points I was thinking REALLY Helena Hunting REALLY YOU RE CANADIAN TOO At points it made the story less enjoyable because writing these oversimplified ideas about Canada doesn t make it funny I could have done without them at points I was like NO how can I continue on these notions are ridiculous and I really wanted to rate this lower stars Despite the fact of the addition of these lame stereotypes I couldn t bring myself to judge the book as a whole as it was written well It could have been re read potential except those bits will aggravate me AGAIN so once is enoughPucked Helena Hunting Running to the Edge: A Band of Misfits and the Guru Who Unlocked the Secrets of Speed difficult to ignore and nearly impossible not to like The problem is the media portrays Alex as a total player and Violet Down and Out in Paris and London doesn't want to be part of the gam If you The French Cafe date a hockey player raise your glassIf you Lehninger Principles of Biochemistry don t then raise your standards4 Dibs on the PUCKING Captain STARS Alex and Violet Cause you know I love the playersAnd you love the game HOCKEY BOOK hmm sign ME UP It s official these hockey books that I ve read lately have ruined all other sports for me APART FROM BOXING I need 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smells like a rotting sweaty corpse was School Finance: A Policy Perspective dragged through the hallway Beavers Tim Hortons Ice Hockey Maple Syrup EH CANADIANISM UHMMM okay Still a little offended over here A lot of those stereotypes were generalizations about Canada As a Canadian it Reputation did bother me I know it was all in good harm and all however at points I was thinking REALLY Helena Hunting REALLY YOU RE CANADIAN TOO At points it made the story less enjoyable because writing these oversimplified ideas about Canada Alfablot doesn t make it funny I could have Wild Gypsy Rose (Royals of Cardenas Book 4) done without them at points I was like NO how can I continue on these notions are ridiculous and I really wanted to rate this lower stars Despite the fact of the addition of these lame stereotypes I couldn t bring myself to judge the book as a whole as it was written well It could have been re read potential except those bits will aggravate me AGAIN so once is enoughPucked 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